<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547</id><updated>2012-01-17T11:52:22.589Z</updated><category term='fernando pessoa'/><title type='text'>Suicídio Cerebral</title><subtitle type='html'>by Anna Martins</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>26</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-8297780142774201970</id><published>2011-06-18T22:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-06-18T22:34:18.984+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Mãe, quero ser uma assassina profissional</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Um dia destes, perguntaram-me o que queria fazer da minha vida. Ora, com uma pergunta destas, surgiram-me imensas respostas na cabeça. Pensei em fazer parapente (mas não dá porque tenho acrofobia), em cultivar tomateiras (também não dá porque não gosto de tomates), até que pensei "Epá, então e se eu virasse uma &lt;strong&gt;cereal killer&lt;/strong&gt;? Desde miúda que tenho jeito para isso e pratico quase todos os dias" e assim foi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Para tornar este post interessante vou-vos contar uma missão minha numa manhã à uns dias atrás.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Acordei cedo, tive-me que me levantar as 6h20 da manhã para poder completar a minha missão e de seguida pisgar-me para a escola para não dar nas vistas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Levantei-me, deambulei até à casa de banho e despachei-me num ápice. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;De seguida, dirigi-me à cozinha. Abri a gaveta e tirei a arma do crime. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Com as mãos a tremer abri o armário que fica por cima do microondas e aí vi.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;A CAIXA DE CHEERIOS! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Agarrei-a para que ela não pudesse fugir e zás! pus-a de cabeça para baixo em direcção a uma tigela com leite.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Infelizmente, a caixa estava vazia e alguém chegou primeiro que eu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WN8IaPS-jp4/Tf0Zr4jTT1I/AAAAAAAAAMk/qX-BF3vhtUw/s1600/cereal+killer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="228" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WN8IaPS-jp4/Tf0Zr4jTT1I/AAAAAAAAAMk/qX-BF3vhtUw/s320/cereal+killer.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;E prontos, acabei por beber só o leite.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;:D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-8297780142774201970?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/8297780142774201970/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2011/06/mae-quero-ser-uma-assassina.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8297780142774201970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8297780142774201970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2011/06/mae-quero-ser-uma-assassina.html' title='Mãe, quero ser uma assassina profissional'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WN8IaPS-jp4/Tf0Zr4jTT1I/AAAAAAAAAMk/qX-BF3vhtUw/s72-c/cereal+killer.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-3554939627714775777</id><published>2011-05-03T22:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2011-05-03T22:33:10.721+01:00</updated><title type='text'>E agora... ?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Depois de uma catrefada de dias sem meter aqui os neurónios, achei que &lt;strong&gt;estava na altura de gastar um bocadinho mais de teclado neste refúgio de mentes&lt;/strong&gt; (pouco)&lt;strong&gt; sãs&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Os tempos têm sido difíceis para &lt;strong&gt;aqueles que estudam&lt;/strong&gt; (tipo eu) e há que animar estes &lt;strong&gt;trabalhadores cerebrais.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"&gt;Deixo-vos então com umas imagens e uns pequenos comentários :D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cDNPEXF83aQ/TcBxWyA8-tI/AAAAAAAAALQ/I5SXpIJ152s/s1600/39981.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="241" j8="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cDNPEXF83aQ/TcBxWyA8-tI/AAAAAAAAALQ/I5SXpIJ152s/s320/39981.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;"Hello there!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Tb201FrfYtQ/TcBxlOgQ8wI/AAAAAAAAALU/L5yKSLWMwZc/s1600/39987.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="195" j8="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Tb201FrfYtQ/TcBxlOgQ8wI/AAAAAAAAALU/L5yKSLWMwZc/s320/39987.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Epá, há qualquer coisa aqui que não bate certo...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M9qC9Lt7iLU/TcBx1KyMsOI/AAAAAAAAALY/Ba68dfvbV5k/s1600/39995.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="167" j8="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M9qC9Lt7iLU/TcBx1KyMsOI/AAAAAAAAALY/Ba68dfvbV5k/s320/39995.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Missão: Armar-me em parva.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Objectivo cumprido com sucesso.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UJEwjNUk7YM/TcBzI9qYDYI/AAAAAAAAALc/6CmNazHv6Uw/s1600/Carrot_Nose.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="233" j8="true" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UJEwjNUk7YM/TcBzI9qYDYI/AAAAAAAAALc/6CmNazHv6Uw/s320/Carrot_Nose.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;Hum... Que cenourinha boa! &lt;strong&gt;Já se comia, não?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y-LQEFJYMzM/TcBzMTMZU1I/AAAAAAAAALg/hLtlK4SZ5q0/s1600/225210_10150175692509648_96565574647_6655205_693412_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="201" j8="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y-LQEFJYMzM/TcBzMTMZU1I/AAAAAAAAALg/hLtlK4SZ5q0/s320/225210_10150175692509648_96565574647_6655205_693412_n.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;"Kate, que estás a fazer aí em baixo? A pirralha está a ver!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="right" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Courier New&amp;quot;, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;Ha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #e69138;"&gt;ve&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;n&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;ic&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #9fc5e8;"&gt;e&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: #9fc5e8;"&gt;w&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0b5394;"&gt;ee&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #741b47;"&gt;k.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;strong&gt;:)&lt;/strong&gt;﻿&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-3554939627714775777?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/3554939627714775777/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2011/05/e-agora.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3554939627714775777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3554939627714775777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2011/05/e-agora.html' title='E agora... ?'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cDNPEXF83aQ/TcBxWyA8-tI/AAAAAAAAALQ/I5SXpIJ152s/s72-c/39981.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-4721649127942184846</id><published>2010-10-23T15:21:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-23T15:22:58.237+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Afinal Fernando Pessoa não consumia licor beirão mas bebia um copinho de bagaço todos os dias (um copinho por cada um dos 72 heterónimos)</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;E agora um título mais adequado:&lt;/strong&gt; O que será que faço fora da cama...?&lt;br /&gt;(Também nao serve?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Então vejam este: &lt;/strong&gt;A revolta das galinhas&lt;br /&gt;(Perfeito.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Era uma vez um grupo de galinhas que se quis revoltar contra a revolta dos galos. Revoltaram-se tanto que a sua revolta provocou uma revolta na revolta dos galos fazendo com que eles deixassem de ficar revoltados com a revolta das galinhas que estavam revoltadas com a revolta dos galos, que já não era revolta.&lt;br /&gt;The End. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É caso para dizer "Quem será a doente mental que se lembraria de escrever sobre galinhas?"&lt;br /&gt;Tipo, eu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TMLvIhVaf1I/AAAAAAAAALE/eoYknpxMQso/s1600/crazy-chicken.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" nx="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TMLvIhVaf1I/AAAAAAAAALE/eoYknpxMQso/s320/crazy-chicken.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-4721649127942184846?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/4721649127942184846/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/10/afinal-fernando-pessoa-nao-consumia.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/4721649127942184846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/4721649127942184846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/10/afinal-fernando-pessoa-nao-consumia.html' title='Afinal Fernando Pessoa não consumia licor beirão mas bebia um copinho de bagaço todos os dias (um copinho por cada um dos 72 heterónimos)'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TMLvIhVaf1I/AAAAAAAAALE/eoYknpxMQso/s72-c/crazy-chicken.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-6306970305853097070</id><published>2010-09-30T17:46:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-30T17:49:18.110+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fernando pessoa'/><title type='text'>Fernando Pessoa (Bêbeda)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TKS-EXm7FNI/AAAAAAAAALA/ndMmEBhnbcQ/s1600/licor%2520beirao.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" px="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TKS-EXm7FNI/AAAAAAAAALA/ndMmEBhnbcQ/s200/licor%2520beirao.gif" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TKS-AEaQFHI/AAAAAAAAAK8/Mv8_WvMnnog/s1600/Fernando_Pessoa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" px="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TKS-AEaQFHI/AAAAAAAAAK8/Mv8_WvMnnog/s200/Fernando_Pessoa.jpg" width="183" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: red; font-size: large;"&gt;VS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Já sei o que estão a pensar. "Lá vem ela falar mal das pessoas, com a mania que é engraçadinha e que mete piada". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Mas hoje o título é nobre (uma nobre dor de cabeça nas aulas de português).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Adoro Fernando Pessoa. Admiro-o bastante. Faz frases tão bonitas (não, não estou a ser irónica). As palavras dele são tão profundas que ninguém as compreende. Um chinês autêntico no meio de tanta palavra portuguesa (que génio!).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Mas eu descobri a verdadeira identidade de Pessoa (sim, porque ele nao sabia ao certo quem era nem como se chamava) e fiquei perturbada com uma coisa. Em todos os poemas o homem tinha dores de pensar (ou será ressaca?) e ninguém fazia nada?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Hoje em dia sempre se podiam resolver as coisas com Panadol, Benuron ou uma Aspirina C e percebo que na altura não houvesse solução igual, mas ao menos alguém com um pouco de juízo não deixava o homem escrever!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Descobri ainda, que apanhava tamanhas bebedeiras que ficava inconsciente e dava-lhe para escrever (não havia de ter dores de pensar?! Com tanta ressaca!). Além disso acreditava na fragmentação e, pelos vistos já pensava em desmaterializar-se (coisa que até hoje nenhum cientista conseguiu fazer) e foi daí que nasceu a vontade de criar imensas personalidades (só a quantidade de heterenómios que o homenzinho possuía explica tudo).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Digam lá que tudo isto não faz mais sentido do que a "verdadeira história" que andaram por aí a espalhar... Para mim faz. ;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-6306970305853097070?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/6306970305853097070/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/09/fernando-pessoa-bebeda.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6306970305853097070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6306970305853097070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/09/fernando-pessoa-bebeda.html' title='Fernando Pessoa (Bêbeda)'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TKS-EXm7FNI/AAAAAAAAALA/ndMmEBhnbcQ/s72-c/licor%2520beirao.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-6619106949412921704</id><published>2010-09-17T15:06:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-17T15:07:56.884+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Acabam-se as férias (que nao chegam a ser férias) e volta a vontade de postar</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Hello there! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Espero que não tenham tido umas férias à moda algarvia (conhecem a frase:"Moro no algarve, não tenho férias"?) porque eu tive-as e o descanso foi nulo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Bem, a escolinha ja começou e com ela veio a vontade de trabalhar (principalmente comer e dormir), então resolvi sair da rotina e voltar a postar no blog que anda adormecido há já&amp;nbsp;um bom tempo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Ora para introduzir um novo ano lectivo bloguista até podia dizer aquelas baboseiras que costumo dizer, mas ainda não chegou a época da Popota e da Leopoldina, logo tenho que variar de baboseiras e falar do Ruca e do Noddy porque esses andam na moda o ano inteiro. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;E prontos, lá tive paciência para fazer esta introdução ao ano e deixo-vos com um videozinho engraçado para nao dizerem que sou forreta e tenho a mania que tenho piada. ^^&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="200" width="300"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ke8loeb1Jc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ke8loeb1Jc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="200" height="200"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-6619106949412921704?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' 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Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-5971560525668402717</id><published>2010-07-13T15:51:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-07-13T20:20:05.888+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Anna no IKEA (tem olhos azuis e cabelo castanho claro, não posso ser eu)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TDx-fFl_WoI/AAAAAAAAAKs/GhDbLraZ79Y/s1600/AnnaIKEA.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" rw="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TDx-fFl_WoI/AAAAAAAAAKs/GhDbLraZ79Y/s200/AnnaIKEA.png" width="162" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bem, hoje como estou naqueles dias de estudar arduamente (nota-se) , resolvi fazer uma pausa e vaguear pela Internet, até que encontrei uma boa experiência para vocês.&lt;br /&gt;A IKEA possui uma assistente virtual feminina no seu site para ajudar os clientes na navegação da página.&lt;br /&gt;Entras em &lt;a href="http://www.ikea.com/pt/pt/"&gt;http://www.ikea.com/pt/pt/&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;e no canto superior direito tens uma opção: "Perguntar à Anna".&lt;br /&gt;Clicas e abre uma janela onde aparece a Anna.&lt;br /&gt;Podes perguntar o que quizeres, mas dou-te umas sugestões para respostas engraçadas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 – Gosto de ti!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 – Mostra-me os peitos!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 – Que olhos tão giros!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4 – Feia!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 – Amo-te!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 – Queres fazer sexo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7 – Vamos pinar?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8 – Gostas de mim?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9 – Tens namorado?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 – Onde vives?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11 – Comia-te toda!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12- Cheiras mal!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13- Casas comigo?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14- És lésbica?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15- És virgem?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16- Tens piolhos? (melhor resposta!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bastante bem ensaiada, digo eu. Sejam criativos e perguntem o q quizerem, podem surgir respostas engraçadas. :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-5971560525668402717?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/5971560525668402717/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/07/anna-no-ikea-tem-olhos-azuis-e-cabelo.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5971560525668402717'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5971560525668402717'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/07/anna-no-ikea-tem-olhos-azuis-e-cabelo.html' title='Anna no IKEA (tem olhos azuis e cabelo castanho claro, não posso ser eu)'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/TDx-fFl_WoI/AAAAAAAAAKs/GhDbLraZ79Y/s72-c/AnnaIKEA.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-3447635864514945777</id><published>2010-07-01T16:17:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T16:17:29.004+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Já não vale a pena falar mais do mundial, pois não ?</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZYXLi_wM9l0&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZYXLi_wM9l0&amp;amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Não tenho culpa de ainda gostar de desenhos animados ^^,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-3447635864514945777?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-3350718839856442022</id><published>2010-06-21T19:25:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-06-21T19:25:51.882+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A má língua serviu de alguma coisa</title><content type='html'>&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ciHZzqg4c1g&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ciHZzqg4c1g&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Agora há que fazer o mesmo com o Brasil ^^,)&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-3350718839856442022?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/3350718839856442022/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/06/ma-lingua-serviu-de-alguma-coisa.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3350718839856442022'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3350718839856442022'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PvJAc5syfNg&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;« Os golos &lt;strong&gt;É&lt;/strong&gt; como o ketchup, quando aparece, aparece tudo d'uma vez. »&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;(1 minuto de reflexão nestas bonitas palavras, se fazem&amp;nbsp;favor)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Já que não iniciava sessão há já bastante tempo no blog, resolvi aproveitar o tema do Mundial para postar.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Para ser sincera, nunca fui grande fã de futebol. Não me mete piada nenhuma ver um bando de&amp;nbsp;'bisontes' atrás de uma bola, mas como a moda cá em casa se pega e como é&amp;nbsp;a selecção portuguesa&amp;nbsp;a participar no mundial, até se vê bem... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Quer dizer... Vê-se bem, quando supostamente fazem alguma coisa de produtivo no campo, o que não foi o caso deste jogo contra a Costa do Marfim. Acho que no meio disto tudo, a única coisa que me anima é ouvir o Cristiano Ronaldo a falar, ainda consegue meter mais piada do que o&lt;em&gt; I 'ss'ink&amp;nbsp;the&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;team&lt;/em&gt; do Mourinho.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Outra coisa que me enerva bastante neste mundial, são as malditas vuvuzelas. O som daquele instrumento (?) é mais parecido com o som de um elefante com problemas intestinais do que outra coisa qualquer, e o som torna-se insuportavel nos jogos (ai está porquê que os jogadores portugueses ficam com dormencia nas pernas).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Para quem acredita que Portugal passa da fase de grupos, continuem bêbados que isso pode ser que aconteça, agora aqueles que estão bem acordadinhos e sabem que tal sonho é impossível, continuem assim e não gastem tempo a pensar nisso, não vale a pena.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;Força&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: lime;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: yellow;"&gt;Po&lt;/span&gt;rtugal!&lt;/span&gt; Se marcares pelo menos um golo em 4 jogos já fico contente, vá! :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-699841110194106588?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/699841110194106588/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/06/os-golos-e-como-o-ketchup-quando.html#comment-form' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/699841110194106588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/699841110194106588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/06/os-golos-e-como-o-ketchup-quando.html' title='Mundial e Ketchup'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-8633110539897667017</id><published>2010-04-15T21:15:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T21:24:34.584+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Torturas matinais</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Pois é, devia estar a estudar geologia e a única coisa que me apetece é escrever no blog e ouvir Lynch Mob e Def Leppard (estou lixada!). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nem apetece&amp;nbsp;gastar esforços a abrir o livro.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Bem, não sei quanto a vocês, mas ultimamente custa-me para caramba levantar o bum-bum da cama.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S8d1XZ4sCJI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/wdaaZJjN_3w/s1600/acordar-cedo-490x327.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="118" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S8d1XZ4sCJI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/wdaaZJjN_3w/s200/acordar-cedo-490x327.jpg" width="200" wt="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;Ontem, bati mais ou menos 5 vezes no parvalhão do despertador para ele se calar e mesmo com tanto barulhão logo de manhã não consegui sequer tirar um pé para fora da cama (a culpa nestes casos nunca é minha, o problema é da cama que é uma doidona e não me deixa sair). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;Passados uns minutos sinto um grandessissimo abanão (ainda pensei que fosse um terramoto), acordo, olho para cima e vejo a minha irmã com uma genica, que não faço ideia onde a arranja, a abanar-me toda para me acordar e a gritar ao mesmo tempo " Annaaaaa, são 7h, não te levantas????". &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;(7h?! 15 minutos para me despachar?!) Prontos, é só nestas alturas que me meto a correr pela casa (ainda com uma dermência enorme), corro para o autocarro e... chego lá ainda tenho que esperar 5 minutos (humpf).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;Depois disto, ainda tenho meia hora de viagem até ao desterro onde fica a secundária e por mais que pense que dá para dormir, não dá, porque por e simplesmente o autocarro é a coisa mais desconfortavel que existe e o mais provavel era ficar ferrada e já não sair dali.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ser estudante custa, é um ofício que nem nos deixa dormir descansados.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;(É agora que vou estudar geologia! --')&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-8633110539897667017?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/8633110539897667017/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/torturas-matinais.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8633110539897667017'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8633110539897667017'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/torturas-matinais.html' title='Torturas matinais'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S8d1XZ4sCJI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/wdaaZJjN_3w/s72-c/acordar-cedo-490x327.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-7360623176161052346</id><published>2010-04-09T21:34:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-04-09T21:36:40.394+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Lagostas ?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7-PLbLbNgI/AAAAAAAAAJw/bFstpmoAT7Y/s1600/bebe-lagosta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7-PLbLbNgI/AAAAAAAAAJw/bFstpmoAT7Y/s320/bebe-lagosta.jpg" wt="true" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bem pessoal, o verão está a chegar e por estes lados já se vai&amp;nbsp;à praia (bem bom :D). &lt;br /&gt;Começa a época dos escaldões e das lagostas (?).&lt;br /&gt;Não percebo.&lt;br /&gt;Porque que se compara uma lagosta a uma pessoa com um escaldão ?&lt;br /&gt;Ora bem, raciocinem comigo... As lagostas são vermelhas e as pessoas com um escaldão também, epá pronto, tudo bem... Mas ninguem chama de pepino ao crocodilo porque ele é verde, nem chamam o canário de limão porque é amarelo.&lt;br /&gt;Sinceramente nao percebo que racismo vem a ser este.&lt;br /&gt;Lá porque as pessoas se esquecem de por protector solar, ou se esquecem de que o sol queima, nao quer dizer que sejam tratadas como animais, ora vamos lá ver!&lt;br /&gt;É que se ao menos o pessoal ganhasse antenas e urópodes em forma de leque, ainda se percebia, mas assim não existe motivo para tanta descriminação.&lt;br /&gt;Vá, vamos lá ser racionais e deixar de rebaixar os queimadinhos que são uns grandessissimos atrasadinhos, burrinhos e descuidadinhos, pode ser ?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-7360623176161052346?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/7360623176161052346/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/lagostas.html#comment-form' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/7360623176161052346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/7360623176161052346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/lagostas.html' title='Lagostas ?'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7-PLbLbNgI/AAAAAAAAAJw/bFstpmoAT7Y/s72-c/bebe-lagosta.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-6098814863118265973</id><published>2010-04-06T20:37:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-04-06T20:38:13.602+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Nem toda a gente fala ashim</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Hey everybody. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Para quem não sabe, estive uma semaninha no Norte de Portugal e só agora é que consegui meter as mãos nisto. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;No dia da viagem de volta reparei numa coisinha engraçada... Os nortenhos adoram gozar com o sotaque algarvio (e vice-versa), mas por mais que gozem o sotaque deles é muito pior que o nosso. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;Além de trocarem os V's pelos B's e&amp;nbsp;porem o I no meio das palavras ou no fim delas, ainda fazem uma coisa muito engraçada, em vez de dizerem os S's trocam-los por SH. Exemplificando:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;"Hoije&amp;nbsp;eu bi o Bicente e o Shandro a fazer Vadalhoquishes no meio da Baranda do Shenhor Gerbásio" (Desculpem pessoal, mas nao tenho dicionário para vocês :O)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;É claro que a população toda não fala assim, uns só fazem uma coisa, outros outra. Mas um bom nortenho, daqueles de pura alma, utiliza todas estas regras e ainda é capaz de atender o telemóvel e dizer: "&lt;strong&gt;Tou Shiim&lt;/strong&gt;" (como a velhota que vinha no banco atrás de mim, no comboio :D).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7uMqg23UQI/AAAAAAAAAJg/WTPtPpxG7EM/s1600/DSC06955.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" nt="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7uMqg23UQI/AAAAAAAAAJg/WTPtPpxG7EM/s200/DSC06955.JPG" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;lt;3 &amp;nbsp;VNFC, este post é vosso. :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7uNDYWBnuI/AAAAAAAAAJo/ebX9UBA7WPY/s1600/DSC06983.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="146" nt="true" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7uNDYWBnuI/AAAAAAAAAJo/ebX9UBA7WPY/s200/DSC06983.JPG" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-6098814863118265973?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/6098814863118265973/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/nem-toda-gente-fala-ashim.html#comment-form' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6098814863118265973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6098814863118265973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/04/nem-toda-gente-fala-ashim.html' title='Nem toda a gente fala ashim'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S7uMqg23UQI/AAAAAAAAAJg/WTPtPpxG7EM/s72-c/DSC06955.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-2446309126814454749</id><published>2010-03-26T20:01:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-03-26T20:04:48.598Z</updated><title type='text'>É tudo uma questão de reflexos.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S60SeWBqSGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/wQtzIV-d6D4/s1600/drunk-urinal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" nt="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S60SeWBqSGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/wQtzIV-d6D4/s320/drunk-urinal.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoje, por mais anormal que pareça, estive a jogar a bola com um senhor embriagado. &lt;br /&gt;Não foi bem embriagado (ainda nao fazia ziguezagues), mas sim um senhor alcoolicamente sem reflexos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;No ponto de vista do mesmo, os seus reflexos desapareceram porque já tinha bebido 1 litro (na mão dele contavam-se 2 dedos levantados) de vinho. Compreendia-se perfeitamente o que queria dizer. &lt;/div&gt;Não é qualquer um que tem a perícia de dar um chuto na bola e perder o equilibrio. Já para não falar que para uma idade daquelas, fazer a espargata enquanto defende a baliza, o homem merecia um prémio. &lt;br /&gt;O melhor de tudo era o estilo que possuia. Um galã autêntico. Uns sapatinhos de verniz, umas calças de bombazina, um casaco de fato de treino, um boné muito &lt;em&gt;dread&lt;/em&gt; e uns óculos que o faziam cá uma brasa... Ui! Até queimava alcatrão!&lt;br /&gt;Deixo um conselho a todas as raparigas... Queiram sempre alguém assim. Acreditem que darão sempre nas vistas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-2446309126814454749?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/2446309126814454749/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/e-tudo-uma-questao-de-reflexos.html#comment-form' title='4 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2446309126814454749'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2446309126814454749'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/e-tudo-uma-questao-de-reflexos.html' title='É tudo uma questão de reflexos.'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S60SeWBqSGI/AAAAAAAAAJY/wQtzIV-d6D4/s72-c/drunk-urinal.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-2621678030973904253</id><published>2010-03-10T21:17:00.003Z</published><updated>2010-03-10T21:38:34.961Z</updated><title type='text'>O estudo é um tira-tempo cruel</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S5gMBI5P4xI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/Cp62uHCJpa4/s1600-h/workaholic.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="150" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S5gMBI5P4xI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/Cp62uHCJpa4/s200/workaholic.jpg" vt="true" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Antes de começar a dizer baboseiras, queria pedir desculpa pelo atraso nos posts, mas ando com coisas para fazer até ÀS PONTAS DOS CABELOS!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;E é disso mesmo que me vou expressar hoje (opá, ando revoltada da vida o que é que querem ?). &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;Como é que é possível ter estudado o fim-de-semana INTEIRINHO e estar a espera de um 10 a Biologia? Opá, a sério que não percebo. Tou a ver que tenho que voltar a ser baldas para tirar boas notas. Pfff! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;E mais! Os professores ainda têm o descaramento de dizer que somos desleixados e não estudamos nada. Pois, mas eles têm tempo para dar umas quecas com a mulher (ou marido), então e nós? Também quero ter tempo para isso tudo. Não tarda muito já nem coçar o rabo posso porque perco um segundo a fazê-lo e nesse segundo não estudo exactamente aquela matéria que vai sair no exame. Já tou a ver tudo... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; text-align: justify;"&gt;"Epá, bolas, pá! Se não me tivesse dado comichão na borda direita tinha tido tempo de estudar isto. E agora?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Portanto um conselho que vos dou é: NÃO ESTUDEM! A sério!&amp;nbsp;É completamente desnecessário e só vos tira o tempo para coçar o rabo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Espero bem que percebam que o texto tem muita ironia :O]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-2621678030973904253?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/2621678030973904253/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/antes-de-comecar-dizer-baboseiras.html#comment-form' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2621678030973904253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2621678030973904253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/antes-de-comecar-dizer-baboseiras.html' title='O estudo é um tira-tempo cruel'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S5gMBI5P4xI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/Cp62uHCJpa4/s72-c/workaholic.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-8164505992448836675</id><published>2010-03-01T21:28:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-03-01T22:18:08.070Z</updated><title type='text'>Noite.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4wzD-qpWmI/AAAAAAAAAI4/KEX4VMP328w/s1600-h/drink.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="200" kt="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4wzD-qpWmI/AAAAAAAAAI4/KEX4VMP328w/s200/drink.jpg" width="105" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bebo um shot.&lt;br /&gt;Não me faz efeito.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo mais um.&lt;br /&gt;Ainda faço o quatro direito.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo uma imperial.&lt;br /&gt;Já tenho manchas na vista.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo mais uma.&lt;br /&gt;Apetece-me uma tosta mista.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo uma vodka.&lt;br /&gt;Têm que arranjar a calçada.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo mais uma.&lt;br /&gt;Já mandei uma cabeçada.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo um whisky.&lt;br /&gt;Já vejo o tecto a rodar.&lt;br /&gt;Bebo mais um.&lt;br /&gt;Está na hora de gregar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conclusão: Nunca comam uma tosta mista a noite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Direitos de autor :C]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-8164505992448836675?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/8164505992448836675/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/noite.html#comment-form' title='11 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8164505992448836675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8164505992448836675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/03/noite.html' title='Noite.'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4wzD-qpWmI/AAAAAAAAAI4/KEX4VMP328w/s72-c/drink.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-6873147750188989477</id><published>2010-02-23T21:36:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-02-23T21:43:38.937Z</updated><title type='text'>Desenhos animados</title><content type='html'>Não vale a pena torcerem o nariz, eu sei que toda a gente gosta de ver desenhos animados e sempre gostou. Mesmo quando eramos miúdos (ai anna, anna, quem te disse que já não somos?) tinhamos os nossos desenhos animados favoritos e não eramos capazes de perder nem sequer um episódio ou, se fosse em VHS (sim, ainda sou do tempo do VHS) via-se umas quinhentas vezes. Só para terem noção eu via tanta vez, mas tanta vez, mas tanta vez, &lt;strong&gt;mas é que tanta vez&lt;/strong&gt; a Branca de Neve e os Sete Anões que o meu pai já sabia as músicas todas do filme de trás para a frente (ainda hoje me censura por isso :O); mas no meio disto tudo ainda se pode dizer que eram uns desenhos animados decentes, coisa que o DragonBall ou o raio não é. Qual é a piada de ver um puto a voar numa nuvem e a dizer AMÉÉÉÉM AMÉÉÉÉM e a lançar bombas nucleares com as mãos sempre que lhe dá um ataque de raiva? O puto que vá mazé ao psicológo porque não tarda muito já nem os açoites o metem na linha... Ou então que arranje uma Branca de Neve para lhe satisfazer as vontade :C&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;(Isto sim, não é um texto com cabeça, tronco e membros... 'Bora lá vandalizar os textos argumentativos! WUUHUUU!)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4RJuQCZ3aI/AAAAAAAAAIo/SWEg3NOGFDE/s1600-h/brancainicio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" height="157" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4RJuQCZ3aI/AAAAAAAAAIo/SWEg3NOGFDE/s200/brancainicio.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4RJ5zEaXRI/AAAAAAAAAIw/fjmo3YeJwPE/s1600/dragonball_big1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4RJ5zEaXRI/AAAAAAAAAIw/fjmo3YeJwPE/s200/dragonball_big1_500.jpg" width="133" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"&gt;Pires, o prometido (apesar de vir tarde)&amp;nbsp;é devido.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-6873147750188989477?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/6873147750188989477/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/02/desenhos-animados.html#comment-form' title='7 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6873147750188989477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/6873147750188989477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/02/desenhos-animados.html' title='Desenhos animados'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S4RJuQCZ3aI/AAAAAAAAAIo/SWEg3NOGFDE/s72-c/brancainicio.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-5444650689703626888</id><published>2010-02-02T22:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-02-02T22:38:45.689Z</updated><title type='text'>As rotinas não prestam</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S2ipX3NlJkI/AAAAAAAAAIg/c9VrD2O9hBQ/s1600-h/running-man.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S2ipX3NlJkI/AAAAAAAAAIg/c9VrD2O9hBQ/s320/running-man.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Hey! Lá vem mais um post!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Sabem que mais? Não gosto de rotinas.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;E sabem porquê?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Porque faz-se sempre a mesma coisa.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Levantar as 6 e tal da manhã, apanhar o autocarro, adormecer nas aulas, fazer sexo no cantinho da sala de biologia, almoçar, falar de homossexualidade com a professora de filosofia (ainda não contei a mulher que Camões era gay, quando souber passa-se), duas vezes por semana explicaçao de matemática (o burro é o professor, não nós :D) e quando chego a casa estico-me na cama e ganho forças para chegar ao pc, ligar a internet, meter ausente para tomar banho, voltar, jantar, por vezes estudar e depois cama!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Qual é a piada de saber que amanhã esta bodega toda se vai repetir?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Ah esperem, não se repete. A professora de filosofia vai ficar a saber que o Camões era gay, vai lhe dar um fanico e deixamos de ter filosofia. :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-5444650689703626888?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/5444650689703626888/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/02/as-rotinas-nao-prestam.html#comment-form' title='9 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5444650689703626888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5444650689703626888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/02/as-rotinas-nao-prestam.html' title='As rotinas não prestam'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S2ipX3NlJkI/AAAAAAAAAIg/c9VrD2O9hBQ/s72-c/running-man.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-3555519935478503071</id><published>2010-01-31T20:32:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-01-31T20:50:14.246Z</updated><title type='text'>Faz porque é bom!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Prontos, já se viu que não consigo postar todos dias. Mas também têm que dar um descontozinho... a imaginação é malina de aparecer. =O&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Bem, antes de mais, gostava de vos dizer que este post (como todos os outros anteriormente redigidos) não são aconselháveis a pessoas sensiveis e que não possuem uma mente aberta.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;O tema de hoje é, nada mais, nada menos, que o nosso amigo e querido SEXO (e prontos, já lá vêm os preconceitos). O SEXO, meus amigos, é o tema mais falado à face da terra e é aquilo que toda a gente quer experimentar, mas, atenção, é o maior Tabu da nossa sociedade.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Não percebo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Se toda a gente sabe que existe, que é bom, que dá para fazer filhos, que há pessoal que gosta de ver e que é "flexível", porque é que é um Tabu?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Epá, não fiquem espantados.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;De certeza que sabem que a velhota que mora no vosso bairro e que joga as mão à cabeça cada vez que dizem a palavra SEXO, sabe que isso existe. Ou vão me dizer que os 10 filhos que ela teve vieram com a cegonha? Ou ela estava de olhos vendados e só sentiu umas cóceguinhas?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Não há que haver preconceitos. Façam SEXO. De manhã, à tarde, à noite. No jardim, no quarto, na banheira ou no cinema. Com a vizinha do lado, com o porteiro ou com a rapariga que atende ao balcão naquele cafézinho da esquina.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Podem fazer tudo...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;Desde que eu não veja. ^^&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;object height="265" width="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nojWJ6-XmeQ&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nojWJ6-XmeQ&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-3555519935478503071?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/3555519935478503071/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/prontos-ja-se-viu-que-nao-consigo.html#comment-form' title='5 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3555519935478503071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/3555519935478503071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/prontos-ja-se-viu-que-nao-consigo.html' title='Faz porque é bom!'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-4848244039765463492</id><published>2010-01-28T15:23:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-01-28T15:26:12.001Z</updated><title type='text'>Ah e tal, estou de volta...</title><content type='html'>I'm back. :D Vamos lá ver se é desta que começo a postar todos os dias (pois, pois, como se nao houvesse preguicite aguda), pode ser que das próximas vezes os posts fiquem melhores, e juro que vou deixar a Popota em paz... Por enquanto! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para nao dizerem que sou mázinha, deixo-vos com uma esta ilusão de óptica. Vão gostar :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="265" width="320"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9n6HQetdAE0&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9n6HQetdAE0&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-4848244039765463492?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/4848244039765463492/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/ah-e-tal-estou-de-volta.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/4848244039765463492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/4848244039765463492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/ah-e-tal-estou-de-volta.html' title='Ah e tal, estou de volta...'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-902550104461640789</id><published>2010-01-09T11:45:00.004Z</published><updated>2010-01-09T11:51:42.076Z</updated><title type='text'>Fear of Tomorrow</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Sometimes you seems so happy&lt;br /&gt;So happy to me&lt;br /&gt;But I know behind your smile&lt;br /&gt;Is a face I can not see&lt;br /&gt;When you're feeling all alone&lt;br /&gt;And no-one seems to care&lt;br /&gt;You cry for all the things you've lost and Wonder why you're here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0hryuncxzI/AAAAAAAAAHA/MAEJmIJDLZw/s1600-h/DSC05158.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0hryuncxzI/AAAAAAAAAHA/MAEJmIJDLZw/s200/DSC05158.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Can't run away from your fear of tomorrrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;  Can't turn your back on all your sorrow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't run away from your fear of tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;Don't turn your back on all your sorrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;When the fear and anger hits you&lt;br /&gt;Don't close the door&lt;br /&gt;The voices that you hear inside you&lt;br /&gt;Calling more and more&lt;br /&gt;You know that there is a reason&lt;br /&gt;A reason why you're here&lt;br /&gt;Stand up - no it won't last long&lt;br /&gt;This voices speak up clear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Don't run, don't hide, no bad, you're alive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tia RIP&lt;/b&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-902550104461640789?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/902550104461640789/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/fear-of-tomorrow.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/902550104461640789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/902550104461640789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/fear-of-tomorrow.html' title='Fear of Tomorrow'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0hryuncxzI/AAAAAAAAAHA/MAEJmIJDLZw/s72-c/DSC05158.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-737574284641953673</id><published>2010-01-04T20:17:00.008Z</published><updated>2010-01-05T17:27:11.569Z</updated><title type='text'>Previsões para 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JMsWtv-mI/AAAAAAAAAGw/npJ8VlJmqWE/s1600-h/1534.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JMsWtv-mI/AAAAAAAAAGw/npJ8VlJmqWE/s320/1534.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #a64d79;"&gt;Janeiro: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;A Popota vai de viagem e desaparece com o Pai Natal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #a64d79;"&gt;Fevereiro:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;O Sócrates celebra o Carnaval com parada gay.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #a64d79;"&gt;Março: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: black; color: #999999;"&gt;I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;RRA! A BOLA DE CRISTAL JÁ NÃO ESTÁ NA GARANTIA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b style="background-color: black;"&gt;&lt;span style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79;"&gt;Abril:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Há-de chover a potes e a Ovelha Choné vai apanhar uma constipação por dormir com o rabo destapado.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b style="color: #a64d79;"&gt;Maio:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="background-color: black; color: #999999;"&gt;Vou ao concerto dos Metallica. E cheira-me que o Leopoldina vai à apanha ao caracol.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Junho:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Vai haver um atentado terrorista organizado por 3 crianças de 5 anos com pistolas de água.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Julho: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Vai estar tudo a recuperar do atentado terrorista.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Agosto:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Vai estar calor como o raio e o leite das vacas vai azedar.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Setembro:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Faço anos, não vai acontecer nada de macabro neste mês.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Outubro:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;Há-de acontecer qualquer coisa que não consigo prever (Ah! O Santi faz anos xD).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Novembro:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;A Leopoldina é presa por tentar subornar a FHM.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; color: #a64d79; font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dezembro:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span style="color: #999999;"&gt;A Popota volta e sai na capa da Playboy, agora com implantes nas nádegas.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-737574284641953673?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/737574284641953673/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/previsoes-para-2010.html#comment-form' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/737574284641953673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/737574284641953673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/previsoes-para-2010.html' title='Previsões para 2010'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JMsWtv-mI/AAAAAAAAAGw/npJ8VlJmqWE/s72-c/1534.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-8230710247912284385</id><published>2010-01-03T19:14:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-01-04T19:53:36.549Z</updated><title type='text'>*sigh*</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JG_XqxLRI/AAAAAAAAAGo/KbtVQYu_7UA/s1600-h/I_killed_my_brain_by_alajna.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JG_XqxLRI/AAAAAAAAAGo/KbtVQYu_7UA/s320/I_killed_my_brain_by_alajna.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;Eu disse que já estava a ver o filme todo. Só não previ a parte do vómito de&lt;b&gt; outra pessoa &lt;/b&gt;no&lt;b&gt; meu &lt;/b&gt;carro.&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Mas tirando isso. Até deu para deixar a casa de banho.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-8230710247912284385?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/8230710247912284385/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/sigh.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8230710247912284385'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8230710247912284385'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2010/01/sigh.html' title='*sigh*'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/S0JG_XqxLRI/AAAAAAAAAGo/KbtVQYu_7UA/s72-c/I_killed_my_brain_by_alajna.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-367813735416519835</id><published>2009-12-29T23:22:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-12-29T23:22:07.771Z</updated><title type='text'>Ano novo, vida... na mesma</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzqPANEsLyI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Hf4IkDoz8EE/s1600-h/Fogo+de+artificio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzqPANEsLyI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Hf4IkDoz8EE/s320/Fogo+de+artificio.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Bem, e já passou mais um ano. Um miserável ano. &lt;br /&gt;Agora anda tudo entusiasmado para chegar aos últimos 10 segundos de 2009. A partir daí (já estou a ver o filme todo) só se ouve as deliciosas sirenes das ambulâncias, os harmoniosos sons dos vómitos, o silêncio de ouro dos que entram em coma, o belo dançar das bifas que se roçam a tudo o que não é delas, a beleza do chão enfeitado com cacos de garrafas de champanhe. *sigh*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Que maravilhosa passagem de ano. Apetece-me ficar na casa de banho o dia todo. Humpf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;Embebedem-se! É bom para criar músculos no fígado. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-family: &amp;quot;Trebuchet MS&amp;quot;,sans-serif;"&gt;E, já agora, um bom ano novo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-367813735416519835?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/367813735416519835/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/ano-novo-vida-na-mesma.html#comment-form' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/367813735416519835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/367813735416519835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/ano-novo-vida-na-mesma.html' title='Ano novo, vida... na mesma'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzqPANEsLyI/AAAAAAAAAF4/Hf4IkDoz8EE/s72-c/Fogo+de+artificio.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-2964641254751643450</id><published>2009-12-27T13:28:00.003Z</published><updated>2009-12-27T14:01:35.582Z</updated><title type='text'>Metallica em Portugal</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Bem, para que este blog não fique extremamente aborrecido, resolvi colocar um post em relação ao &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;GRANDE&lt;/span&gt; concerto que os Metallica irão dar no Pavilhão Atlântico, no dia 18 de Maio do próximo ano.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;O show será dado num palco com 360º (yesss!) e terá uma bateria rotativa. (duplo yessss!)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Na &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;set-list&lt;/span&gt; constatarão músicas de álbuns mais antigos e do último álbum - Death Magnetic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Eu cá vou. (Wuuuuhuuu)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bIoh1RLPNcE&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bIoh1RLPNcE&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-2964641254751643450?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/2964641254751643450/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/metallica-em-portugal.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2964641254751643450'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/2964641254751643450'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/metallica-em-portugal.html' title='Metallica em Portugal'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-5739200642672421865</id><published>2009-12-23T15:22:00.008Z</published><updated>2009-12-23T15:58:44.786Z</updated><title type='text'>Querido Pai Natal,</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzI9Ii6MSGI/AAAAAAAAAEw/A-V2As8Vx2s/s1600-h/triciclo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzI9Ii6MSGI/AAAAAAAAAEw/A-V2As8Vx2s/s200/triciclo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418460518699255906" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Este ano não vou ser exigente nas coisas que te vou pedir... mas promete-me que cumpres com a tua entrega. Já no ano passado não me deste o triciclo que te pedi porque achaste que já estou a ficar muito velha para essas coisas. Devias saber que nunca se diz isso a uma senhora e sinceramente gostava muito que não empatasses mais a encomenda e que a mandasses este ano. Assim, eu dou-te uma &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;abébiazinha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt; e faço uma lista mais pequena que a do ano passado. De acordo?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Bem, este ano gostaria apenas que te esmerasses em três coisas para mim:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Por favor, corta-me essa barba! Eu sei que é a tua imagem de marca, mas isso 'tá completamente fora de moda. E já agora muda-me a cor do teu fato! Eu sei que és benfiquista e estás a torcer para que eles ganhem a liga, mas também já viste que tal coisa é impossível, mesmo com a tua ajuda. Experimenta antes um verde... é uma cor que está mesmo &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;! ;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;- Em 2º lugar, adorava que desses um jeitinho e não comesses as bolachas que te deixo sempre. Bolas! Já viste à quantos anos 'tou a espera que as deixes para mim! Vê lá se fazes uma dietazinha... Nos dias de hoje já não se fazem cintos para o teu número, extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra large.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;- Em 3º Lugar, gostava que este ano deixasses os gato fedorento virem-me entregar os presentes a mim. Tenho mais confiança nas renas alentejanas deles, do que nas tuas. Já para não falar que assim eles aproveitavam e punham a fibra óptica para estes lados, porque há mais de um ano que 'tou à espera para instalar a meo e só neste desterro é que não chega nada.&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prontos, estamos &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;quites?&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Bom Natal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;   &lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;P.s. - Juro que deixo a minha irmã andar no triciclo de vez em quando.&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:trebuchet ms;" &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;[Parabéns Guilhas :D]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-5739200642672421865?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/5739200642672421865/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/querido-pai-natal.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5739200642672421865'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/5739200642672421865'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/querido-pai-natal.html' title='Querido Pai Natal,'/><author><name>Ana Martins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16664087220774621708</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7qhT_jAd26w/TeZ3O6iHJ9I/AAAAAAAAALo/NYxEWlORgdo/s220/Me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GO4Ta3zFcbs/SzI9Ii6MSGI/AAAAAAAAAEw/A-V2As8Vx2s/s72-c/triciclo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4270956294590044547.post-8394019814029628936</id><published>2009-12-22T20:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2009-12-22T21:20:08.801Z</updated><title type='text'>Uai! A popota tem implantes mamários!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.meiosepublicidade.pt/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/popota.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 225px;" src="http://www.meiosepublicidade.pt/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/popota.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Numa jogada de marketing, a Popota aprendeu a dançar o wegue wegue e já se diz que foi proposta para ser capa da playboy. Este último facto é comprovado pela sua cirurgia plástica aos peitos, em que se nota um aumento significativo desde o ano anterior.&lt;br /&gt;Apesar de tudo, a Popota ganhou uma adversária a altura. A Leopoldina, famosa protectora da ilha dos brinquedos, foi vista a pouco tempo com o Rodolfo (ex-namorado da Popota) que afirmou que a Leopoldina é muito mais &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;pázuda&lt;/span&gt; do que a Popota e que deviam ponderar em por a Leopoldina como capa da Playboy do mês de Dezembro e deixar a Popota para a capa da FHM.&lt;br /&gt;Não sei quanto a vocês, mas estas modernidades dão cabo da educação sexual dos putos. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Merry Xmas ;D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4270956294590044547-8394019814029628936?l=suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/feeds/8394019814029628936/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/uai-popota-tem-implantes-mamarios.html#comment-form' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8394019814029628936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4270956294590044547/posts/default/8394019814029628936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://suicidiocerebralgratis.blogspot.com/2009/12/uai-popota-tem-implantes-mamarios.html' title='Uai! 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